Paul, George, John, Wall

I was completely unaware that there is a douchebag mediocre musician with the same name as a utility player for the Orioles from the early 1990s.

Biathlon is badass. Whoever came up with the idea of combining skiing with shooting guns deserves a nobel prize.

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

@Man2aBeetle

Hibbert: Winnie the Pooh? The Bear's best friend is a pig?! Damn Mang!

"Two legs, bad."
- Greg Oden

Shout out to Fyodor Dostoevsky for writing "The Idiot". One of the dopest books I've ever read. U got this dumbass walkin around all naive and misunderstanding things like a moron!

"If they're counting something that we're not counting, and we're on equal footing, wouldn't it be wise to count it?"

To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

"Cheering for a football team should never include the casual use of a racial slur."

[turns left knob]

To be a Dallas-based Hockey Night In Canada is a tough job. Pay the man.

If you could put L on a P, Shea, there would be no reason for Citi Field.

My favorite is the "labor peace since 1995". Let's not examine the whole ONLY COMMISSIONER TO ENTIRELY LOSE A WORLD SERIES thing, shall we?

Wow, after reading the article, one thing is for sure. I want Jayson Stark to write my resume. When he puts lipstick on a pig, that pig sure does look pretty.

"There's a person that comes on to kick the ball, and doesn't do anything else, and yet gets paid millions of dollars."

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.