South Africa, ranked #1 in the world, were playing India, ranked #2, in a test series in South Africa. They played the first match to a draw, and then SA crushed India by 10 wickets in the second match to take the series. India scored 334 runs in their first innings, SA scored 500 runs in their first innings, and then…

RACIST TEAM FIRES RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS COACH ON RACISTLY NAMED DAY

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

Pictured (5th Column): The mantra Rob Gronkowski chants every time he waits for test results at the doctor's office, shortly before being disappointed.

This behavior is nothing new for Wyllie, who has been denying credentials to representatives of the Acme Corporation for years.

Waiter: Perhaps a dessert?
Manning: Sure any recommendations?
Waiter: A Turnover?
Manning: :/

That's my parenting philosophy too: "What Would Eli Do?" It doesn't work as well in all aspects of marital life... I keep having to explain to my wife why I'm making passes at the wrong team.

An important Christmas song that you missed: Christmas in Hollis by Run-DMC. Best version by Run-DMC.

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Bruce Springsteen

Mint chocolate chip is the clear #1.

MCC is tops for me. There's a joint in Delaware that sells Penut Butter Candy Tastykake ice cream and it was the best fucking thing ever. When I went back this summer it had been discontinued. CRIME.

Unlike other ranking systems, in this case, it shouldn't be too difficult to find out which ones are bowl eligible.

- Once again, white man website Deadspin has angered the spirits.

These fans are pretty sharp. If they really want to accomplish their goal, signing the player they mention at the bottom would be a coup.

If you ask me, I'd say Coach London has a rather his school's mascot attitude towards recruiting.

"I forget things, but that's part of the game."

I don't know who this Avirus is, but he sounds like a sick fuck.

I think you missed one

Kreskin: "Magician"

Raysism: [nothing]