Sad to see Rudolph's similarity scores do not mention A. Light Bulb.

2008: Not Allowed to Play in Reindeer Games

I, for one, am disturbed by the shocking lack of apostrophes on that list. I mean, everyone knows that the proper spelling is "H'Alston".

That Ashmore Standing's Twitter handle is "Smashmore69" pretty much makes her the female Gronk in the best ways possible.

Honorable mentions included:

Comment.

"No punting? Fuck this guy."

You are hilarious. Also, are you the same guy in the Knicks video rant posted earlier? I am detecting similar levels of passion. Slightly different vocab, but not so different that you might not be the same dude.

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Nigga We Got Talent!

$6 billion? That's not just chump Chang.

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

"Was that razzle-dazzle stuff really such a good idea, Swaggy P?" asked Serious Q.

I'd say USA's chances are pretty damn good, based on this drawing:

Typical. No matter what happens in the world, the USA is still all about the 1%.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... Wait... Ghana and Portugal, too? Shit.

My thoughts? I found the announcer's cleavage pleasantly distracting.

Well, we're boned.

The joke is I'm a terrible person.

How cute!