All in favor of naming the robot "Riverbot Ron"...

Yea, those Robots have drinking a little too much. Go for it on 4th and 3 on my own 8?

Really? A rule? Can't we just say that when it comes to VD, staying away from the penis is just common sense?

Who's in the lead? Yes % votes.

An old joke over here: what are the three football teams with curse words in their names? Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester Fucking United.

Just add Tomlin!

"Turkey skin isn't its own foodstuff, ya dingus! It's on all the other stuff!" -Guy who ranked gravy #1

Leaving off salty, crispy turkey skin is a grievous error, Burneko.

Albert, Can you please make sure Tom Scocca can never post a ranking list about food sauces ever again plz.

Yea no this is totally stupid. Also, I voted no.

Voted no - not because it isn't hilarious or exceptional, but because it's derivative of another nominee. This tweet is most appropriately considered as part of the general Lenny Kekua saga and not as a discrete event.

I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

This time sir, you are wrong.

Or we could just line up all the candidates, see how far each can punt a football, and voted based on that.

Sell the vote to Bleacher Report for 30 million dollars.

If I know Deadspin commenters like I think I know Deadspin commenters, the best course of action would be to use our power to rename it the National Baseball Hall & Oates of Fame.

Ray Guy.