"Excuse me, Mr. [Anonymous baseball writer], can you explain to me why you've submitted a ballot that simply has a hand drawn picture of a pig pooping on its own balls on it?"

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

I think in order to properly give the Hall of Fame, that venerable symbol of the American athletic history, its proper due, we should nominate and vote for a stalwart in the sport.

Will you be cutting back on some of your coverage, now that the operating budget is $11.37 smaller?

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

Trade it for two votes to be named later

Deadspin just went long on Sports Illustrated going on long on Tebow. #Inception

Why should any woman let a small village in Western Ukraine drive?

He's clearly pointing out that a smart women will let her significant other drive so that if/when they go off the road and total the car it will be his insurance that will skyrocket and not the women's. He's a caring guy.

Your life is wasted.

Guy can't talk co-ed intramural basketball without getting killed.

I will give thanks to the cornucopia of riches that will spring forth on a cross-post to Jezebel.

Gay Off Floor: 108.4 Possessions, 53.3 TS%

Gay On Floor: Tim Hardaway Uncomfortable

Raysism is a commenter who likes punting.

so much depends

Give it a year and Rocket Frog will be a distant memory, while the infamous butt fumble will live forever.

Nah. Wasn't particularly interesting, or noteworthy, or Deadspin (whatever that means).

Stay tuned for deadspin's next community poll question: "Is water wet?"

The only reason I would vote No (which I am not) is that the Buttfumble transcends Deadspin and the Deadspin Hall of Fame. It is more deserving of a place in the Smithsonian, preserved in amber. The buttfumble belongs to the ages.

I would put good money that people who vote "NO" on the buttfumble also have actual Baseball HOF votes.