If only he were able to acquire some kind of long metal object with which to pry his way out

Holy shit. That's a great FIG.

In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.

Rocket Frog.

Schiano Man

Lennay Kekua

And here I thought One Billion Hands was Def Leppard's attempt at outsourcing its drumming to the entire population of India.

This columnist sometimes takes a break from sports to do highbrow writing.

"I didn't hear nothing when @joshselby32 got in them pockets! Money on me all day everyday go get who u want!"

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

HOW- is this - possible? (??!!!)

At first I was like, no dude can't be legal, and then IMDB said 20 years old.

Can't believe they allow ties in the Saudi Arabia league. That's like seeing your sister's ankle.

Jessie is fucking hot. And that doesn't suck.

For a second I forgot about the book/movie and worried Wiggins was transferring to Duke.

In an earlier thread someone suggested nicknaming him "Ender." I think we should call him that.

'Tell me more about this All White roster" - Adolph Rupp's Ghost

I'm glad he defeated Duke (cuz I hate dook), but Wiggins really needs to concentrate on defeating the buggers.