A Schiano-man trolls Schiano-man deadspin posters then murders their families.

In fairness to Ron, if he called them "faggot-ass motherfuckers," isn't he just saying that the mothers wore equipment?

At least the school didn't just put its head in the sand, like rivals Oregon State Technical Research Institute for Culinary Health.

This situation is really messed up. I mean, how does Eastern Michigan University let a bird fire its head football coach?

Was he named after Andrew Ender Wiggin from Ender's game? The book did come out 28 years ago...

Phase 1: Collect Sean Lee's underpants

what does any of this matter when it comes down to crunch time. no numbers on these lists factor in clutch gene or whether the player has IT or wants it more

It's understandable, at this point in time, Arcade Fire is one of those bands where you think, 'who the fuck doesn't know about them? How could you not? Then you go on a date with a girl from Ok Cupid and while trying to make small talk you start talking about bands you like and mentioned that you saw Arcade Fire…

Google: Arcade Fire Grammy Reactions

A Schiano farm wouldn't tolerate so many beets.

"Thank God someone has finally stopped treating college athletes like slaves, and instead are putting them to work on a plantation."

I guess their football program really bought the farm.

I mean, you're wrong. But hey, more candy corn for me!

I cannot fathom how, after being treated the way he was and knowing how his country valued him, Sidat-Sing still felt compelled to fight and die for the US. It demonstrates a depth of conviction that I simply don't possess and can't even understand.

ya, but they got fucked up when she started blowin large black dudes

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

"... so you're saying that having sex with girls with braces is a bad idea?"

Addie Joss, Cleveland Bronchos/Naps

King Kelly, Chicago White Stockings

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