I was a math major in college and that number line is officially the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

YES YES YES, So glad to have Greggggggggg back in our lives, it's taking all of the best parts of Fun with PK and condensing into one amazing paragraph of pure hatred, don't take Gregggggggggggg away from us Drew

CAN ROOT BEER EAT THROUGH A CAN LIKE A DENTON DR PEPPER?!?! AGGRESSIVE ACIDS BABY

I'LL SLICE YOU FROM NAPE TO CHOPS!

If the steak tastes like spoiled robitussin

Great question. If you read The Numbers Game, we spend a lot of time on possession and whether it means anything. A great example of a club that shunned the ball successfully was Stoke for the last several seasons. (Of course, that didn't help Tony Pulis' long term future there!) One of the themes that we press…

I gathered it from his picture.

See its funny I put orange/grape/dr. pepper in the same tier of grossness

But then again I love R.C Col- ::starts dodging thrown bricks::

The United States now find themselves in what's more ore less the second tier of teams in the world

These are fantastic. The Giants one in particular is so funny.

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

+ gang of four bad players

Sorry, but this is not an "own" goal. In China, the goal belongs to the state, and the players are merely permitted to possess it.

Classless of course, and unfortunately not a surprise either. Agbonlahor is one of the Premier League's most well-known Villans.

I know the source is "unnamed," but if he's that pointless, I'm guessing it's former Michigan wide receiver Roy Roundtree.

MOLLY.

Bra-O?

STICK TO BEING A GHOST

+1!

STICK TO PUNTING.