Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

Seriously, the Eagles are the worst. How can people like them? I don't get it at all.

"You are the EVIL EMPIRE OF GRITITUDE!" I screamed into my wife's vagina after we attempted to have sex on the beach.

What will it take for AL fans to realize they're playing a baseball-like game that involves a bogus gimmick?

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"

Huh, I was going to make a funny Alamo joke here but I forgot it

Flag Thief is Paul Revere, Rocky Balboa and Occupy Wall Street all wrapped into one lean, bronzed package.

Oddibe McDowell, for delinquent utility payments.

Only in the world of Yankees fans can something that ends in winning the World Series be considered the "worst"

How far can you punt a football?

How far can you punt a legal question?

As a Canadian, I'll have to give you that - all two people that live in ND can come.

I would love to make a snarky comment. But this is just damn fine analysis. +1

Watch the movie Snatch please

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

Johansson is gud. But he's not Olafur Ingi Skulason gud or even Eidur Smari Gudjohansen gud.

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

"I'll say Week 16...That's pushing it, huh? But hey, pushing it is the only way to do it." - J.J. Redick on the expected due date for his next child

But, is he ELITE?