then i got embarrassingly shithoused and woke up the next morning with two copies of Drew’s book, a $15 Venmo from Samer, and no recollection of about 9:32 onward except for telling Will Leitch that my mom lives in St. Louis now.

It was touch and go for a bit there

I feel like unadulterated cow shit - but I'm alive!

A) the deadspin awards were dope

“shearing off your unsightly facial hair”

someone who i’m still vicariously pissed didn’t get missandei’s number?

Two-horse race between Tomsula and Colon. I’m a Met fan so I’m going Colon, but I won’t be upset if Tomsula wins.

Oh believe me, I’ve made millions of stupid girl-related decisions...but...but...Nathalie Emmanuel!

dogg i’m excited to meet you but you chose beer pong over an apparently-into-you missandei so I do have some questions about your judgment.

I hate wearing a tie, but I figure that’s the way to go.

well shit

what is the recommended attire for the deadspin awards, and how much drinking is acceptable at them?

Knick playoff losses from 1994-1999 are all sort of a blend for me, but the first real game I feel like I really remember is the lame Super Bowl when the 49ers beat the Chargers 49-26 (it was the first one I was allowed to stay up for).

I’d be fascinated by a Butterfly Effect post on how we got to the point where the Cardinals suck so much to justify the Cardinals lost posts. I didn’t hate the Cardinals until 2006 (Met fan born in 1989, so didn’t have mid-80s memories but geared up reaaaal quick post that asgaosgaigoihasg NLCS) and didn’t see…

I mean...we rag on the man and the book with good reason, but Bill Simmons has a list of 33 NBA What-Ifs in The Book of Basketball that are mostly fascinating.

In case the comment is hiding, the extension is Dictionary Of Numbers.

Depends on the options obviously, but I usually end up with either a mediocre IPA, a very large Bud Light, or a super high alcohol content Belgian beer

I evaluate my beers with an extremely painstaking process: I take the volume of the beer, multiply it by the alcohol by volume, and divide by cost.

Dictionary Of Numbers

Cheers. I may be able to sneak one at lunch.