I have a chrome extension that gives examples to contextualize numbers (just for fun) so it read “The Nets are reportedly giving Lin a three-year deal worth $36 million [≈ First-edition Gutenberg Bible]”

My eyes glazed over and I read this headline as “I can’t believe Adam Sandler is really this naive” and I was thinking...”Really, though? I feel like I can.”

pro-Wizards: don’t trade for Mike Miller and Randy Foye, draft Stephen Curry

The Las Vegas Craps

Nobody expects...Thai dudes playing hackysack volleyball with bicycle kicks!

I’d love to watch LeBron try sepak takraw.

Aw man now I feel bad, you don’t have to apologize! But yeah, sure seems to have hit a particular strongtake nerve.

Half the comments on here are arguing about whether the Warriors are better than the teams the 90s Bulls played in the Finals and/or bitching one way or another about refereeing. Deadspin comments are supposed to be, well, not *better* than this, but at least not as idiotically mundane and predictable as the rest of…

These are all great options, but I’m damned if that sun doesn’t make me crack up every time I see it.

“The two most irritating comments section posters on the web.”

i miss the old bill simmons

(voiceover)
I believe that Bill Simmons is a genius. It’s just that he knows it, and that’s the problem.

“Sorry folks, Tub’s taken” - thankfully, nobody on the Underground Railroad

I always built my NBA Live 2005 teams around Stojakovic’s 3-point shooting at small forward. A legend.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

The slash and kick nature of the international game makes point guard play all the more important; whoever ends up replacing Paul and Wall will have to be grilled pretty intensely to make sure they remember the plays.

In terms of my heart, the 2000 Subway Series. I love the Mets, I hate the Yankees, enough said.

The 1930 Phillies are amazing,. 944 runs scored. Chuck Klein had .386/40/170. ...team ERA 6.71, record 52-102.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

His middle name is Gerbil!

it’s Jerrard.