I have a browser extension that replaces The Term Of Endearment That Shall Not Be Named with “bee” so this segment is called “Woke Bees,” and I highly recommend that everyone outfit their browsers in this way.

I read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich when I was 9, but my dad didn’t worry because he said he also had a World War II face in 3rd/4th grade.

I don’t know why this is so entertaining, but I simply cannot look away.

To be fair, if any team could be described as “a mystical force punishing hubris,” it would be the Spurs.

I had never seen “Dear Sister” and thought it was nothing special for the first 2:55...and then I was proven wrong. Never doubt the Lonely Island!

Gawker media had three good things:

How else does one pronounce Grantland? Oh I guess they could have said grant-LAND...did people do that?

I personally prefer Nutters Butter.

I am personally furious at Goose for his egregious oversight. He clearly should have said that he doesn’t want “a bunch of Cams Newton running around.”

Do we have a pronounciation guide for Onno Hoes? If it’s “oh no hoes” that’s obviously better than “on no hoes.” I’m trying not to think about what the best letter would be in that spot (obviously, Obno Hoes)

If Onno Hoes were Omno Hoes, it would be a Final Four contender. Sadly, it is not.

So which hero of this game will get drafted one spot above the 2023 NBA MVP?

Goose Gossage.

I’m also a huge fan of GhostOfTomChode.

Life imitates art. We’re witnessing the beginning of the Mark Sanchez century, and a fine place for it to start. Come on up to the house.

fuck that’s a dope username

I don’t know, but if you can come up with 20 more questions that make me re-evaluate my premise I’m going to have to start calling you 50 Cent.

On the topic of solving problems, I have one for the Deadspin commentariat.

We talk plenty about how the Wolves drafted both Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn directly in front of Stephen Curry. I feel we often give short shrift to that the very next year they drafted Wesley Johnson directly in front of DeMarcus Cousins.

Wow, they require an email address, cell phone number, and address. I wanted to put Darren Rovell’s, but I don’t want my supervisor at work getting a call, so...Jarvis Butt-Helmet it is.