how the hell high buildings are you all working in that you think you need to walk six flights of stairs so as not to be rude?

You Gotta Have Haji

“I think it was tough for Robert, knowing that there was a guy like Kirk over his shoulder,” Cooley said. “And I think it was tough as well because even in2012 the players bonded a lot with Kirk. He showed a lot of promise in practice, he showed a lot of promise in the preseason games, and I’m sure there was always…

I had an experiment named Larry Zubrovnik designed to create the most unstoppable player with the lowest possible overall rating. Mr. Zubrovnik was 7'6", 350 pounds, 99 at speed, dribbling, dunking, three pointers, and possibly steals...and 0s at everything else. His overall rating was about a 36, and he couldn’t hit…

ps allston rules

My high school group of friends gets together at the same Chili’s whenever we’re home for the holidays, and we have for ten years, and we pretty much all know each other’s orders at this point I don’t really have a point to this, but sometimes there’s something sweet and comforting about having nostalgic group…

Oh absolutely. Dave Barry is stale like a cookie that’s been in the box for a couple days too long. Rick Reilly is stale like a carton of milk you find in the fridge when you come back from a weeklong trip and the power went out while you were gone.

But Dave Barry has managed to position himself in his later years as a *self-aware* corny out-of-touch weirdo who, while I agree his latest stuff isn’t as funny as his heyday, is still much more interesting than Reilly. When I read Dave Barry I crack a smile of nostalgia; if I were to read Reilly at all, it would be…

Hold on, Dave Barry is a god damn national treasure.

My roommate loves Carol (loves it) in part because it’s a lesbian love story that DOESN’T end in horrific tragedy. I still haven’t seen it, but that sounds like a good thing.

He just wanted some tips on the Pink Triangle offense.

“Trying to jump off half a cliff” is now one of my favorite Deadspin sentences. Thank you for that visual.

Yeah I guess that’s what I meant...and yeah, poor Thomas Robinson. I still don’t understand what happened with him.

I guess it depends on the parameters of the exercise. If you know MKG is going to have the injuries he’s had, he probably doesn’t go top 15. If we take it that we know how good Damian and Draymond can become but injuries are not going to play out the exact same way, he’s probably still top 10.

And you know who might crack the top ten, along with Beal/MKG (sad about their injuries) and maybe still Harrison Barnes? 39th overall pick Khris Middleton!

If you redid the 2012 draft, where does Lillard go? Obviously Anthony Davis still goes first, but who goes second? Drummond? Lillard? ...Draymond? (although I’m of the opinion that Draymond wouldn’t be DRAYMOND without Steph Curry...he’s really really good and would be a top player on any team, but he also gets to run…

“Cheltenham Town,” or, as it’s pronounced, “Throat-Warbler Mangrove.”

Would you rather have Drew sound like James Earl Jones or Roger Goodell sound like Foghorn Leghorn?

Report: Cleganes gouging the market for Oberyn Martell.

Someone needs to tell Chase that he’ll make more money if he doesn’t just sit on the pole.