I’ve tried to do this, but usually end up getting derailed by extremely liberal interpretations of the number 5.

Blink 182 times and you’ll miss it, but he really did take off the pants of a Jacket.

That’s a Var, Var better goal than I’ve ever seen. He’s turned out to be a Var, Var better player than we’ve ever known.

Unless you’re trolling me and it’s going over my head, that’s my point exactly. Levon Aronian is the second highest rated chess player in the world; Phil Hellmuth has won more World Series of Poker tournaments than any other player. They are celebrities in their field, less likely to be known outside of it - and, as…

Sure, it was a little funny to read four names as “pros who can get by with just one name” and not have a clue who any of them are, but in the world of people who are good enough to run in these trials, they absolutely are recognizable celebrities, in the same way that there would be a specific subset of people who…

You would appear to be...uh, uniformed about the spelling of Glover Quin’s name.
I love when posts about correcting people have errors in them as well.

Eventually, Michael Vick would also have run a 0 Dog Enterprise.

I’m 26, and I still love Fall Out Boy’s From Under The Cork Tree. Hakuna Matata.

A person who won’t forgive you for your terrible music choices from age 11 to 19 is not a person you can trust (and honestly, people should do a lot less music taste shaming as it is)

Light up, light up! As if you have a choice.

Ha no worries, I love my job anyway. I definitely use IBC as a substitute for Saranac - I’ve been meaning to try to figure out how to get it on a regular basis. I have never heard of Ingles so I guess I’m doubly in the wrong region for Sioux City. I’ll find it one of these days.

Here’s Emilia Clarke’s Nipple And Also The Game-Of-Thrones-Ass Name She Picked For Her Son

“Everyone I work with is crazy about root beer”?! Are you hiring?

I haven’t had Sioux City, but I hear good things and definitely need to try it. I suppose I should say I *try* to drink root beer with most meals - obviously some restaurants don’t have it. But I always keep root beer in the house (it’s one of the three beverages I buy along with blue Powerade and Malbec) and I at…

I had Moxie at Calvin Coolidge’s homestead and it was the worst soda of all time by a large margin, even worse than Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke. I can’t fathom why somebody would think that slightly fizzy Robitussin would make a good soda.

I’ve had 30-40 different kinds of root beer, Saranac has held the top spot since I was a little kid, and it shows no signs of relinquishing it.

Sprecher’s is in the second tier with IBC, Abita, Stewart’s, and maybe some others I’m forgetting. Saranac stands alone.

Agreed, Abita is in the mix with Sprecher’s and Stewart’s for the spots behind IBC and Saranac (which I’m mentioning in every comment I make because I still haven’t seen anybody mention it, and, as someone who has drank a *lot* of root beer, it should be number 1)

Sprecher’s is either the third or fourth best in a competition with Abita, Stewart’s, and a few others, behind IBC (2nd) and Saranac (1st, and a headscratcher of an exclusion from this list)

And yet you have rated Adirondack (and rated it highly!) plus Stewart’s...so now I’m just confused. Regardless, if you think Stewart’s or Adirondack are good you must try Saranac - it’s substantially better.