Ranking root beers is something I take extremely seriously, and you have done a good job here. But you must not have been to upstate New York recently (or ever), because Saranac root beer is easily the best.

Good point. Pau Gasol as well, Paul in Catalan.

Also, Paul Pierce is now the *worst* NBA player named Paul. Pretty strong name on average.

Would you rather have the Clippers or the Chris Paul team?

I mean, we’ve all been known to strike the staff from time to time, but breaking his hand? Between Griffin and J.J. Watt, this looks like an epidemic - and one oddly confined to players who appear in commercials a lot. I’d recommend a good long nofap session for Peyton Manning before the Super Bowl.

Crack was invented and distributed with deliberate governmental acquiescence if not outright assistance.

“He’s Tyrone!”

You keep using this word jabroni, and it’s...awesome.

what do you estimate about him

My college friends a) understood a lot more of my seemingly idiosyncratic vocabulary and b) realized I wasn’t nearly as creative as I appeared when they c) discovered Achewood.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date…

http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/chick-…

Blakeman: *tosses coin*
McNabb: *tosses cookies*

SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU THIN MOTHER(BLEEEEEEEEEEP)

Eh, Pacman was just saying that to get some ink in the paper.

Listening to a Deadcast is like hiring Gordon Ramsay to build your house.

I too got 19, because #19 was tricky and I clicked without stopping to actually read it.

I’m 26 and not qualified to be the old man saying “players these days”...but Elgin Baylor retired *nine games into the 1971-72 season* because he didn’t want to hold the Lakers back, and missed out on the 33-game winning streak and what would have been his first title. Not that the Lakers would exactly be good playing…

I look forward to the 100-page explanation of the decision on the team website, and would be happy to summarize it again for 20 dollars or so.

437 votes for Griffey is annoying as hell. 440 would have been cool - if anybody deserves a unanimous vote, it’s him. But 437 takes the percentage record away from Seaver, which was one of my favorite trivia questions and one of the only cool records owned by a Met. Alas.