Rough showing for the, uh, Dynamic Bank of Sassy Sardines

Because every few months, I consider it my sacred duty to remind people that that comment exists. It changed the way I view internet commenting, and that insanely hyperbolic statement is completely true.

How does Gilbert Arenas not know where Tulsa is?

Ok, fair enough. But a lot of times I’ve seen or made jokes that needed context or else they looked meaningless.

“Well I didn’t have enough [tools], and that’s where I made my big mistake” - Mike Mulligan

I don’t know why I consider this the comment of the century, but it’s got to be one of the most underrated contenders.

Pie iesu domine

We all agree that it’s not really possible to definitely say who has had *the best* season (at least not unless somebody does something truly absurd). One of the many fun things about Curry is that he’s having an incredible season in a way that a) nobody has really done before and b) might be a generational…

The more relevant objection to Robertson’s triple-double as a greater season is that it doesn’t account for the pace of play. In the 1960s, teams sprinted up and down the court and took lots and lots of terrible shots. There were more points in 1961-62, Robertson’s triple-double year (118.8 per team game as opposed to…

I was 22, had been at the company for five months, openly hit on the COO’s wife and apparently said some pretty lewd things (I don’t remember any of this). Four years later, I still occasionally have to relive the cringing embarrassment...most of the time, people go easy on me and don’t bring it up.

When you have an article about you entitled “Stephen Curry Is The Revolution” and you’re not the coolest person in your own family...Riley is pretty rad.

I don’t want to spend too much time here, but I also don’t know if I ever want to leave.

nailed it

Keo’s twitter bio is “Disciple of Christ disguised as a professional athlete,” which...sounds like a fun movie premise that would be absolutely ruined by whomever tried to make it.

Most accurate Muscat I’ve ever seen.

I doorknob if I’ll ever get fired of Emmitt Smith tokes.

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

Hey Mark, thanks for chiming in! Honestly i always thought you were a little underappreciated as a quarterback - remember when you led the league in lowest interception rate in ‘99? Good stuff.

Poe’s Law is probably overused as a trope, but I’m having a legitimate crisis of it here. I think you sound sincere, but the voice is almost *too* perfect in such a way that it *could* be satire.

Do a deer, a dead drowned deer,