One time in middle school my worst enemy challenged me to a fight after school, then ratted me out to the teacher and acted like I was the one who was breaking the rules. I got in tons of trouble and cost the whole class privileges - everyone hated me for a while. In the end, they came back around when my friends and…

We’ll never know, but I can’t imagine it would have hurt to give Lucy Mohr shots.

The Spurs will not exert themselves out of their comfort zone to go for the #1 seed (nor should they), but, as someone who roots for underdogs in nearly every sports context, I will be furious at any team with the gall to deprive us of a Warriors-Spurs WCF.

Come on, just...don’t do that. That dude clearly sucks, and we know he sucks. But saying he doesn’t deserve to live is wrong, and shitty, and false, and cedes the moral high ground without being remotely useful.

Another step on his slow descent from Johnny Football to Johnny 99.

I know it won’t happen, but the Philadelphia 6-76ers would be the among the greatest accomplishments in the history of the sport.

Glad to hear BCO will be continuing at Wonkette. Gawker Media continues to jettison the only things that make it worth reading - with Kitchenette gone, the only good thing left is Deadspin and even that is mostly mediocre now except for Drew, unless the Burneko hilarious/smarmy fuck meter is swinging more to the left…

Came here hoping Ketel One would be number one, and am quite happy. If it’s wrong to choose your favorite brand of vodka based on a vulgar cat from an internet comic, I don’t want to be right. And it tastes good too. Pour one out for old Ray Smuckles.

Lots of folks (and I’m not absolving myself here at all) like to snark on Christians and Christianity, and with plenty of good reasons, but when it’s done right the message of forgiveness is pretty powerful. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was part of it - also it really seems like she just wants the best for her…

I cry enough on the Internet without it coming from Deadspin too. Come on, guys.

UNLV: “What’s up?”

“Thanks, Russ, but it’s too late for that now”

I will never truly understand the mental and physical preparation that go into something like this. But it continues to be surprising and clearly risky for Rousey to continually fight her opponents at their best game.

Classic. +1

I live in Arlington, and you’re (all) missing the hell out. But fair enough.

On a scale from “please shut up and go away” to “reading archives of his correspondence” (that’s where I am), how obsessed is the staff with Hamilton?

i cannot fathom having heard of any of these people except pauly d and willis mcgahee. but i know that there is much media to consume, and miles to go before i sleep.

I posit that peanut butter M&Ms are simultaneously the best and worst M&Ms. They are the best because they taste better than all other M&Ms, but they are the worst because when I’m eating one I’m thinking to myself “why aren’t I eating a Reese’s Piece” instead - other M&Ms don’t invite the comparison to a superior…

After all that time off his writing’s probably gonna be pretty...

This exchange made me look the song up. Cleverer than mine for sure, once people get it.