Nilsen: Hakon.

I don’t know if I’m just in an emotional mood today, but I’m literally crying at these as if “It’s Quiet Uptown” was on. Thank you.

Plus you gotta figure he would speed up plans for human exploration of Mars.

I made a bunch of good comments about five months ago, and have been coasting on them ever since.

wow, these numbers are Wild!

Raskolnikov (pre-murders) was definitely a Cardinals fan. And Patriots.

Agreed. And they get away with it in part because of low turnout. Low turnout helps Republicans, high turnout hurts them. As boring and meaningless as they can seem, people need to vote more in lower level elections. (And election day should be a federal holiday, for Chris’s sake)*

“until their make-believe party decides which unelectable jackass it’ll pretend to judge qualified for the presidency.”

My favorite Wilt Chamberlain record, because it is both a) objectively impressive and b) captures the flaws of Wilt Chamberlain, is that he never once fouled out of a game.

HEZONJA makes them watchable by himself...and they’ve got a bunch more dudes! Maybe I’m overly biased because I like Andrew Sharp as a writer and as a person, but I’m very excited about the Magic, whether or not they’ll be good (like you said, probably not).

It pains me to say this, because I like most Burneko articles and I think he gets hated on unfairly.

Go back to your universe. (But actually yeah, I thought they were Berenstein for YEARS and I’m almost on board with the conspiracy theory)

“Show them an army of savage bear-children and they draw the line.”

“Expect fewer butts on NFL Network”

When I was fourteen, I went to my friend/mentor’s high school graduation party. Her parents ran the best Thai restaurant in the city, so I loaded myself up with three or four plates of absolute deliciousness. Curry, pad thai, untold thousands of grains of rice, shoveled into my gleeful adolescent gullet.

This is, well, not *good* Cardinals fandom, but the most acceptable form.

I mean, it’s not that hard to make Matt Williams look like Deep Blue. Peaked in the mid-90s, has now been surpassed by smarter successors, has trouble thinking outside of the box...

You can always tell a Milford Man.

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

What was the draft order? Was it a snake draft?