“Looks like someone’s trying to get the Pope!”

Given average lengths, with about 3.6 erect penises.

Oh yes, absolutely that would be important to note too. There are lots of ways to analyze the likelihood of this much better...but they would have taken more than a couple minutes :)

I might be doing this a little lazily and it doesn’t account for improving TD numbers over time (obviously it’s way easier to throw for 23 td passes in a season now than it was 15 years ago), but it was fun and wasted a couple minutes:

On second thought, let’s not go there.

As I looked down at my blank black t-shirt and my orange flannel pajama pants with polar bears on them (I have a job, I’m sick today), I breathed a sigh of relief. Thanks.

I’m happy for her, but wow the final ratings are going to be a minuscule fraction of what they would have been with Serena. The USTA, networks, and advertisers must be furious.

Another example of ESPN’s East Coast bias. BYU is a solid program!

Where he will now presumably think he’s the best point guard in the NBA.

Of course I wouldn’t. I haven’t needed to watch Skins TV since I was about 13.

Mac’s gonna have to move to LA.

Drew, I think you mixed up the posts for “Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills” and “Great Moments In Pee History”

We know it’s not Sam Cassell because she doesn’t mention choking on his balls.

He might finally be able to buy his love a fine gown, made of gold and silk Arabian thread.

Guess this really makes him a...pioneer.

On an utter whim last year I put down 40 bucks on him to win the Heisman at like 33-1 odds. It was an exhilarating couple of weeks...and then it went to shit. But still.

‘The most time and energy I have ever put into being a Dolphins fan is when I read every single text message between Incognito and Martin.”

I’m not even a Dolphins fan, but this resonates so much with everyday life. I put off taking the recycling out for three days, I bitch and moan to myself about doing an hour’s…

An anti-BCS football revolutionary who wanted Boise St. to blow up the paradigm and seethed when they were denied entry by the corrupt gatekeepers.

DAK CITY BITCH

Finally, a night with no shame.