With teammates like that, who needs Enemkpalis?

My favorite thing about Steve Smith is a gray comment from almost two years ago. Still my favorite thing ever on Deadspin. BasedMS, you may have forgotten about this, but I never will.

It’s too bad Kinja doesn’t let us see when comments were posted down to the second, but I’m assuming we both thought of this independently.

Just goes to show that as a Met fan, you always have to curb your enthusiasm.

They got a list, here’s the order of their list that it’s in.

deleted: my comment was gray for some reason, so i posted it somewhere it wouldn’t be.

“(B) Sending a vicious, crude, unhappy person who treats everyone badly to go yell FUCK YOU at the Chinese strikes me as unwise.”

Yikes at Pedro/Zimmer and Varitek/A-Rod being “10-15 years ago” and spoken about like more than the recent past.

Deadspin agrees with you. http://deadspin.com/ronda-rousey-i…

But is she vastly more skilled than any llama who has ever eaten hands?

Beckman’s

I like that Salma Hayek is so universally gorgeous that this comment doesn’t engender the frequent (and usually deserved) Jezebel “no one cares about your boner”s

NOTY candidate Norman Bevis Many Fingers can relate.

Argh. You were a dick to me, but your post history suggests you like Infinite Jest. So I kinda have to give you the benefit of the doubt. Sorry you hate Garden State! Many people do.

Then again, Kim Kardashian proves that a “mostly a giant round keister with shifty eyes” can have plenty of success in the world.

“That’s bullcrap, Nat!”

We will very occasionally quit a draft that’s too unbalanced (Vick and no other fast quarterbacks, only one Legend, etc.), but again it’s so fun to have to build with a really weird roster. I’m jealous! My main Street crowd is currently scattered between DC (me), Richmond, Indiana, and upstate New York. We may get a…

Ah, there’s where we diverge then. We never play All NFL Drafts - too much of the fun of drafting is the lopsided situation in which there are only two quarterbacks and you have to choose between Rodney Peete and tossing somebody like Kevin Johnson back there, or the fearsome realization that Lester the Molester is…

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

“Damn it, Jenrry!”