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“My daughter, however, is too smoking hot to ever wear such a thing. Have I mentioned that I’d bang her if I weren’t her father? It’s something I obviously think about quite a bit, since I ‘joke’ about it on a regular basis.”

All those hours of homework and you still confuse “have” and “of”.

i was almost in tears thinking - How does this Sophia chick have all her shit together while I, a grown ass adult, can’t manage half the things she’s doing!

You sound a lot like a school superintendent or a small business owner

Geez, how often do you have to breastfeed the kid?

HOW DARE THIS WOMAN (possibly be attempting, it’s not certain) PROVIDE A BETTER LIFE FOR HER CHILD? She should’ve done it the proper way—by having ancestors that committed genocide against the people already living here.

This is very common. My aunt did is with two of my cousins. She just went on “vacation” early in her pregnancy and stayed with family until she gave birth. Then she brought them back and they grew up here in Trinidad. Now they’re eligible for US residency, they were allowed to work during college in the US, they were

Pathologically selfish? What? In what way? Even if she *did* have an evil plot to give birth to her baby in US airspace — which is far from conclusively proven — isn’t “pathologically selfish” a bit harsh? She inconvenienced the others on the plane and cost an airline some corporate pocket change, and even if this

Have you considered what her situation in Taiwan is that would drive her to something like this?

It’s not difficult to feel bad for the woman at the center of the story (who’s been separated from her child) without condoning her actions or ignoring the fact that other passengers were greatly inconvenienced/put at risk.

Scientists are usually the first to admit when they don’t know something, because not knowing something is like, the entire basis of our occupation.

No keep them out actually. They’ll keep her away, just like garlic.

I was watching Neil deGrasse Tyson on the news this morning and they were asking him questions about the hurricane. My admiration for him went up when he said that they should ask a metrologist this questions because he wasn't an expert in this. I liked the fact he was able to admit he wasn't the best person to talk

Oh, fuck, Jenny McCarthy’s coming. Hide your vaccines.

No way I could have been that patient. I would have grabbed the nearest sharp object and launched myself at Roskum. I loathe that man.

Right?! Has the GOP been giving health classes again or something? Not only does a woman’s body have ways of “shutting that whole thing down” but we also can just kick-start it whenever???

I’ve said it here before but I’ll mention it again. You don’t have to match the recipient to donate for them. You can do paired donation.

Except the problem would be poor people selling their kidneys and it’s pretty much a guarantee that lowers your life expectancy and also it allows for rich people to have access to better healthcare and honestly opens up a whole other can of worms.

Gay people are magical rainbow zebras, it’s done like the Coneheads i guess? ^^

So, she will be bringing a civil action against him. And if the judge sides with Laszlo, the defendant refugee will be ordered to pay her money (which I’m assuming he doesn’t have). And if he can’t pay the money, Laszlo can have a lein placed against his property in the jurisdiction (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t