And then when you need a fake baby to say you had the baby there’s places for that too!

I nearly fell asleep just typing their names.

That’s why I’m first on the chopping block every time (even though I’m now a single parent). Actually had to job-hunt during both pregnancies. SO much fun. Because you have a great email exchange, a fantastic phone interview, and then you walk into the room and see five people’s faces fall in unison, and feel the…

Snopes is backed by Big Pharma Facts. Don’t trust Big Facts, Sheeple!

I’m still mad I was forced to attend Marcus & Lacy’s wedding. I used my fast forward button to RSVP “Nuh-uh.”

Considering that Canada, UK, Norway, and even Sweden are not socialist countries, I think it’s helpful to look to them for ideas on how to fix our shitty system.

No, the US treats motherhood as an exception. Not parenthood. Not one guy I’ve ever worked with at any job has ever been set back or even hindered in the slightest by having a kid.

Balancing them. Exactly.

department of 40 or so women of child bearing age and I just don’t think it’s fair that they get special treatment.

And just imagine how long it took the koalas to get there! Lazy little bastards would never have made it without a ride on the Jesus train.

And BENGHAZI, if you think about it.

Don’t forget the lingonberries and flat-pack furniture.

BUT ONLY WHEN YOU TRANSLATE IT TO KENYAN SWAHILI.

The only good thing McKinley gave us was Teddy Roosevelt.

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

Those are trolls I can appreciate. That kangaroo thing is brilliant.

the most important thing i’ve learned over the past two days is that people fucking LOVE President McKinley

Here’s the thing, though: paying a bit more in taxes is less expensive than the system we’ve got here. Reasonable, progressive tax increases make everything else work better. Providing parental leave increases job security and employee morale; a stronger, more confident workforce is a benefit to consumers as well. By…

You want the US to be like Sweden? With gender equality, good wages, and happy people? How terrible it would be if the US were like that. =)