Beets are to be loved, not merely tolerated. Hmph.

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.

wait, people really return library books in post office boxes? i just... there are no words.

Another co-worker would routinely steam lattes with 2% instead of skim if the customers were rude about their orders, satisfied that they would leave ever-so-slightly fatter.

Exactly. I live outside of the US and when my professional friends do international jobhunts, the gay friends do not even consider jobs in the US because they’ll have very few legal protections there. The Christian friends don’t have to consider anything like that. In fact, in the US they’ll probably have more legal…

And I have a very good friend - as in family-I’ve-been-lucky-enough-to-be-given-as-opposed-to-birth-family-kind of friend - who CAN’T get boosters for various diseases because her health is so precarious, and therefore if some special snowflake gives her pertussis or whatever, she’ll die. Period.

I can’t believe she actually found 4 men who would put their penis in her, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? The MadTV sketch “Lowered Expectations” comes to mind.

Or forcing religious beliefs on citizens of a secular society where church and state are to remain separate.

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…

She's not marrying them. She just filing the goddamn paperwork.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

They’re probably the same people who scream body murder about using fetal cell lines in the rubella vaccine while conveniently ignoring the fact that rubella has killed more fetuses than vaccine development ever did.

I don’t know what’s more annoying on Facebook...the vocal people trying to repeal SB 277, doTerra fanatics, or Younique salespeople. Or the fact that they’re all pretty much the same people.

Go away. All of you. And keep your preventable diseases away from my little nieces and nephews.

The homeschooling is unbelievable in my state. “They teach evolution and I teach math with prayer.”

Kelly, don’t be fooled by pro-needle stabbing propaganda. The government doctors are all shadow illuminati lizswords (lizards made of swords) that are trying to fill us with chemtrails for control and to take prayer out of schools. What I’m trying to tell you is that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

One district in our area has about 900 students who have opted out. In our district, there are about 700, out of an average of 165,000 students.
But I don’t worry so much about my kid (who gets all his vaccinations on time), or his classmates. I worry more about the new brother or sister at home, who won’t be…

And miss out on the Jackson 5? No thank you.

Lol ok

As a parent, nothing pisses me off more than having to click a button.