The people who so fervently support Trumpo the clown are the same backwoods, cousin-humpers who thought Sarah Palin was the greatest thing since sliced bread - and now we all pretty much agree that the only relation Sarah Palin has to sliced bread is that both possess the same IQ.

I used to live a couple of miles away from the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, and it will forever crack me up that it’s literally right next the jail in a very middle-class part of town with giant hedges that are like 20 feet high all around it. It’s like a weird representation of Donald Trump, a…

Does this mean you’re a Canadian citizen, and therefore you cannot vote for U.S. president? If so, I’ll allow your Trump glow. But if your vote counts... back away.

I’m assuming that’s the same guy that’s been riding Trump’s dick on Gawker.

Me too. Unless someone was like, “I worked for Trump. He was a kind, generous, intelligent, and restrained man.”

I’m one of these women who received an IUD for free in Colorado.

So you’re saying that providing women access to safe birth control actually reduces the amount of unwanted pregnancies?

I know the joke you’re making here (which is sad but true), but I’m still going to take the opportunity to give props to Maryclaire Deal, AP’s cops/courts reporter in Philly. She chased the documents and in the end brought important information to light.

Yeah, but was it a male reporter from the Associated Press who discovered this? Because then I’ll pay attention.

I'm a teacher and it freaks me out when people say teachers should have guns. Kids get into everything and I would be spending all my time chasing them away from it. No, I don't want to be responsible for a gun.

When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target. When all you care about is the Second Amendment, everything looks unimportant.

This is seriously a weird article. Is it worse to face the vague possibility of being robbed or to have your child deal with the trauma from shooting you or a sibling? Kids are crazy and moms can usually barely keep track of them as is.

I am so SICK of people telling me how to parent.

So are saying that you CAN’T leave a baby on the side of the road? What if that baby was like being really offensive and told you to let them out and was like cursing?

Yeah, I wouldn’t even wish that on CONRAD Hilton.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

Oh yeah? Yeah, I guess I’m seeing more Tegaderm these days, and less Clingwrap, but dang, why you gotta stomp on my joke? ;)

You can take it a step further and require that he would have to purchase pre-screened donor breast milk to feed the baby. That stuff is like $4.00 an ounce and babies drink about 20-30ml and they eat that much almost every two hours...

What. Legally forced weaning??? What will they think of next? They do know that you normally don’t just stop that shit on a dime, right? This is fucked up. Poor baby, poor boobs.

If I ever have a kid, and I ever split with the mother, I would hope that someone close to me would punch me in the balls if I ever tried to pull low-blow legal shenanigans like this...