In every nation where Christians live, trouble follows.
In every nation where atheists live, trouble follows.
In every nation where people live, trouble follows.

Now shut the fuck up, you idiot.

Wiserman is a troll.

Oh you mean the fucking Rohingya genocide? Go fuck yourself.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

Whoa buddy!

What if I told you to “Shut the fuck up, Christian?” or “Shut the fuck up, Buddhist?” or “Shut the fuck up, Black guy?” or “Shut the fuck up, white person?”

Seriously! What type of adult person goes around telling people to shut the fuck up because they just don’t like them for whatever biased reason. This isn’t middle school.

A bigot across the aisle telling her to shut the fuck up isn't a small slight. Its wrong and I don't care what religion you adhere to, it is unacceptable to treat another human being like that. And if you're talking about the Buddhist monks in Mayanmar and their completely unBuddhist attitudes and actions regarding…

Except the unhinged racist rantings didn’t seem to trigger an emergency landing. To say “that was wrong,” didn’t demand anything other than the basic courage and decency to speak one clear and declarative sentence. No fuss or chaos required.

I believe her. Irl I regularly have to deal with old white people who call me a Pakistani terrorist upon seeing my brown skin and hearing my accent.

I know Tahera. She is the real deal, and a totally reasonable human being who gives everybody the benefit of the doubt. This is bullshit and shouldn’t happen to anyone. But it probably happens all the time, and I’m glad she’s in a position to call it out.

I always thought Friends was meh, but I love Seinfeld, and you can’t get a shittier group of people than those, so...

I think the winner might actually be “I will eat supper in the panties covering my moist groin.”

I got side-eye because my baby girl (which you could only tell because I’d stuck her in these stupidly cute pink, ruffled, flower-print swim bottoms) didn’t have a shirt. I put her in the equally stupidly cute green bottoms with elephants and everyone at the pool is all smiles for my handsome little man.

Pregnancy may be contagious, but you can be immunized by exposure to whiny toddlers. This is why all workplaces should have built in day care.

The worst word in the English language is “supper,” but those two are up there. My fiancee and I decided the other day that the worst three-word combination is “moist groin supper.”

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

I finally watched Broad City last weekend and binged both seasons all at once and am obsessed and I can’t watch the video now because I’m at work but it will be the first thing I do when I get home because I love these ladies so much ok bye.

A lot of the blame here can be laid on the Greatest Generation, actually.

And now I’m craving them again. Thanks a lot jerk.