So so happy for them.

Thank you for this. I’m sick of reading horrible stories. Hooray for love!

I just told my kids to tell their friends.that I am an artist and my medium is.profanity.

Yes but we also need to take into account that Lisa Bonet doesn’t appear to have aged since about 1988.

a mix of the unemployed, the under-employed and those earning the minimum wage

Way to make it a pep smear, Amy! (Girl is seriously on a roll lately.)

I think Scottie should have a forced anal probe - they are SO cool!

That’s not funny. My dad was killed at the Running of the Fetuses

He should have went all the way and just got married right then. I mean, everything was already in place and you’re already an asshole. All kinds of money saved.

Can you please extend this to the celebrity jagoffs who are not Bill Murray who just presume everyone at the wedding at the hotel you happen to be in would LOVE to see t-shirt-clad “WWE superstars” or whatever drop by?

This makes me remember when I lived next to planned parenthood in college and when I would go to class on wednesday mornings the protestors would scream at me “DON’T KILL YOUR BABY”....FUN TIMES....

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

So, what we’re saying is that it’s absolutely not ok for anybody to have a sense of humor about their job. Great. People do realize that it’s ok to laugh still, right? Hello? Right?

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

I am a parent. My kid has teachers. If I were snooping around on any of their social media pages and saw this, I would laugh hysterically and make a note to myself to up my end-of-school teacher gift game. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to manage other people’s children all day long.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

I don’t have anything worthwhile to add, but. . . seconding.

“I want to swallow unopened cans of beer like advil.”

I desperately need someone to teach me how to man. I went in my garage the other day and I exploded in hives. I had to wrap my body in the softest blankets to soothe my angry skin. I picked up a hammer and it immediately became lodged in my throat. I had to ask men at the man store to remove it. Later that same week I…

Yes, as a woman, whenever I need my tire changed, I just stand on the side of the road and lift my hemline a few inches until a man in a bench seated Cadillac comes and carries me away.