Out of curiosity I watched a few episodes of KUWTK after I saw that Bruce Jenner interview a couple of weeks ago and I have to tell you, Kylie comes across as sad, frustrated, insecure, snotty and anti-social. She’s distant and rude to damn near everybody on the show and can’t wait to get away from Kris. The problem…

“Kylie is really excited and Tyga gave her a “symbolic ring.” Supposedly the big, official engagement announcement will come on her 18th birthday.”

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…

i come face to face with a lot of celebrities living in los angeles but i don’t ever interact or ask for a pic so no chance for anyone to be a dick to me. the closest is malin ackerman almost crashed into my car because she didn’t check her blind spot.

At a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! NYE show years ago, John Krasinski was drunk af and pushed me out of the way while trying to rush the stage. I fell into my friend as he bulldozed through everyone.

Joe Biden groped my sister, and my aunt. Joe Biden is probably should attend some sexual harassment seminar. (and before any fangirls comment about how its no big deal because of how hot he is, you do know its shit like that, that lets these creeps keep doing what they are doing, such as Louis CK, Bill Cosby, Jimmy…

Well, I don’t expect you to follow provincial Canadian politics at all (although it’s a possibility you’ve heard, as international news outlets were picking it up), but here in the province of Alberta, we just ended a 44-year Conservative dynasty and elected the most left wing option. One of those seats? On election…

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

Can we just abort him?

If you’re some bald fucker whose head looks like a dick you should probably go out of your way to not be a ginormous dickhead...

Melissa McCarthy is a goddamn hero. She and Rebel Wilson need to be in a movie together (where they’re actually on screen together, I’ve watched Bridesmaids) and they go around kicking ass, taking names, and getting laid. I would actually go to the movie theater to see this movie. Probably multiple times.

Oh please you just know that guy bitches and moans if he ever has to empty the goddamn dishwasher.

If the hotel’s been around for some years, your room has likely housed a decomposing corpse at some point. It probably still has the same mattress and carpet.

I’m all for better accountability for what my Tax Dollars (tm) are being spent on.

My awesome lesbian friend stole a giant bag of plastic fetuses from the pro-life people’s booth at the county fair (this is Georgia, they have that here) she and her girlfriend used them as party favors at their halloween party “make sure you grab some fetuses before you leave.”

Peeing a little whenever you sneeze for the rest of your life. Also sometimes your shoe size changes permanently.

Unfortunately, it will also need to have bars on the windows and doors, extreme security to get in and the patients and employees will still have to face a gauntlet of horrible pro-birth jerks.

I sat through hearings on so-called “informed consent” legislation that requires doctors to tell women specific “facts” about abortion and show them pictures of fetuses at various stages of development. The “pro life” groups pushing the bill kept stressing that women deserved information before making abortion…

I ventured into one because they set up in the SAME BUILDING as the clinic. The escorted me and a friend into an office and shut the door. Once my friend caught onto what was happening, he told me to get up and leave with him. I tried to open the door, but the LOCKED it behind us. My friend threatened to call the…