Bright side? Maybe if the GOP keeps this shit up we can actually succeed in getting a back to back democrat presidents.

My friends in Texas like to claim the state would have some kind of tremendous world-class economy...without any support from the federal government. Last time I checked, they receive a shitload of subsidies for their oil and gas companies, courtesy of our tax dollars.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

I see your food stains and raise you guinea pig urine. #glamorous

“and no alcohol could be sold between 9 pm Christmas Eve and 7 am the day after Christmas”

It was Adam. Adam’s married to Steve.

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

I’d have gotten fired for telling customers they’re stupid liars.

Go back to Reddit, kid.

Did you not read the bit about how even talking about it is taboo? Call em Care Bears if it improves lives. If people are freely able to talk about them they are more likely to you know....use them...make more....etc.

LOL @ people claiming to hate Popeyes. You’re either a vegetarian or a liar.

You’re right, a trend is a pattern, and that name slowly but steadily rose up the chart. However, after Mason Disick was born, it vaulted from #29 to #3. The Kardashian effect is the obvious cause for the meteoric rise in popularity. So, okay, it may have been a trend, but they made it trendy. You can claim that the…

I have cousins named Emma and Noah, also close relatives named Ava and Madison. Other family with a kid named Olivia. I come from a family of #basicbitches

THIS. If her message was “your health is important, finding joy in your body is important, taking time for yourself is important, etc.” I would be all for it. But this weird competitive bullshit based entirely around what she deems attractive? No way.

These fucking people. Spend half of their time screaming “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!” when it comes to fetuses, but the fucking minute they pop out all they do is fuck them over. I CAN’T HANDLE THE HYPOCRISY ANYMORE, GUYS. I am off to join the mole people.

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

Dad Bod expectations:

I just don’t get it. I don’t. None of this shit makes sense to me. You hate abortion so much than WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOOD SEX ED AND THE FUCKING PILL??!

2 Broke Girls is the FUCKING WORST. I need someone to explain to me how it’s funny. I need that. Cause I do not get it in any way, shape or form.

How does one person eat $60 worth of food at Ruby Tuesday’s? That’s like four entrees and two appetizers.