OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Only 5-10 cents a piece on Alibaba if you buy a 20 foot shipping container of them.

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

Yeah, I don’t care about the price, and I don’t mind that it’s tacky, what offends me is that it is both of those AND LOOKS CHEAP.

I am pregnant and live in fear of waking up one dark morning without a body. Then I will have to take my helpless newborn with me on a quest (with no hands - how am I going to do that?!) to get my body back. Any tips anyone has on hunting down the body snatcher or luring the body into a trap would be appreciated.

You forgot the greatest one of all:

I wonder if she got the idea from that domestic violence commercial where the woman calls 911 and pretends to order a pizza.

This is quite possibly the saddest image of motherhood I have ever seen. I feel horribly sad for both of them.

So, like 91% of them are pregnant?! Fuck everything I want off this trash planet.

She is also the wardrobe manager for Fleetwood Mac, about whom she has similarly kind things to say.

And you should make sure to get out of the way after you’ve raised those kids and you’re old and ugly and of no use to society anymore because boners

To them everything is a child, until they are born to an unwed mother. Then they are parasites leeching off the system.

Don’t forget how women usually get saddled with the majority of childcare responsibility, whether they like it or not.

I wonder how much effort this douche nozzle puts into contraception so that abortions can be as rare as fucking possible!

When a man can get pregnant, deal with the the morning sickness, the moodiness, gods forbid they get Gestational Diabetes and have to deal with the diet (whose didn’t turn up until 34 weeks, yup this girl! The worst 5 weeks of my entire pregnancy) and THEN push an object the size of a watermelon through an opening the…

Mom and Dad just do not age! What is their secret?

I’m hoping it’s a ploy to lure her to set and they are going to pop a narcissism intervention on her.

That tweet is exploitation. The deed is done!

I like that Lenny can pose for family portraits with Lisa Bonet even though they are no longer together and it’s something more than polite-amicable. He’s there like this is my family. I see no friction there. I wish all families could act that way.