Imma let you finish, but Kanye had the best reaction to this of all time.

I loooooooooooooooooove the butthurt when families with small children are given the slightest courtesy. People act like you shat in their dinner. Hello, boarding 10 seconds earlier isn’t a vacation for the parents, it’s just that not making babies and toddlers sit around waiting is one less thing that might cause…

I never thought Kanye, the man with the ego the size of a small planet, would be the voice of reason and empathy. This managed to raise my opinion of the guy.

My mom keeps asking me questions about Bruce Jenner and people who are transgender whenever she sees a new headline at the grocery store, but as soon as I give an answer she says “ew!!” like a child and changes the subject. Like, when I explained that hormone shots can help grow breasts. Nothing graphic. I hope he’ll…

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

Farrah is a grade A narcissist (literally) but Gary is a piece of shit. He’s an emotionally manipulative douchebag who enjoys tormenting the women in his life. Amber seems to really have gotten her life together after going to “gel” so I hope she can be a good influence in her daughters life.

I had HG for both pregnancies. I would happily - WILLINGLY - have gone the rest of my life without sex to avoid a third pregnancy if that was my only option. Fortunately condoms and vasectomies exist - yay!

#IfTheyWeren’tOnMtvCPSWouldHavePermanentlyPlacedTheirKidsInStableHomesByNow

And that’s 1300 greasy, salty calories. I’d eat a Chipotle burrito seven nights a week, but I already look like I’m in my third trimester and carrying twins, and I’m a guy, so that’s a little embarrassing.

I do it whenever possible. It’s a small gesture, but the world would be so much better if people were just a little kinder and more considerate of others. If I get home five minutes later because I let the parent with the cranky kid, pregnant woman, elderly or disabled person go ahead of me at Target, I’ll live.

If it’s loose, it’s because she mostly talks out of it.

Second this! He is self-serving and such an attention seeker because he has low self esteem. It really whizzes me off that he strings Amber along so he can feel secure; so not chill and so unfair. But I am IN LOVE with how both women handled that situation, neither one of them blamed the other, and they both got on…

I would walk so fucking hard down the street in this! It is everything <3

True story: In the 1950s, my grandmother faked sick once to get out of work. Unremarkable. Except she decided to fake appendicitis. And then she went to an actual doctor and faked appendicitis very convincingly, and NEVER backed out of the act. And then she went to an actual surgeon and didn’t back out from faking…

Beyoncé could not be reached for comment.

ALL OF THESE NAMES! who are these people! why am i so old! where did i put my glasses!

I heard that they tried this in Thailand, but found it too expensive to put “My condolences for your loss” on ping-pong balls.

THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEVER ENDING COMMITMENT TO HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM, MS. MADELEINE DAVIES.

I am now imagining that this waitress was a particularly bubble headed girl I knew in college who nearly killed us once because I told her to go straight at the traffic light, so she did, despite the fact that it was red at the time.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.