My great-niece had a baby about 10 months ago and I’ve silently endured the onslaught of endless baby pics, — along with the “now I know everything about being a mom” crap that she posts. We’re not talking a pic every few days or even one a day. We’re talking multiple pics a day. It is super annoying and I can’t…

If I had a friend say any of those things to me when there was something else in my life that was bringing me joy - I’d think it was a you problem.

I feel like a total shit but I thought immediately YES and a group of pregnant moms would be a Waddle. I totally waddled with babies 2 and 3. (With baby 2 my OB actually said “You better give birth soon or you will be dragging that baby on the ground.)

Rude? It is more like an act of war against one person. Telling a mother that having to look at her child for the few seconds it takes to scroll past is so agonizing that she be shamed for it is cruel. The person who got that email will never get over it. NOTHING cuts you to the quick like hurtful comments relating to…

When I had kids I just unfriended every cool person I knew until all I had left was family and some equally irritating parent friends. It was the only fair solution for everyone.

My favorite is when my friends with kids who are older complain about a friend who has a kid just entering kindergarten, and they get huffy about the standard “She’s off to school for the first time!” post.

I remember all the conspiracy threads about this on ONTD circa 2006, each one was more insane and hilarious than the last. I will be a Suri Klein truther until I die!

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Katie Holmes and Chris Klein’s baby in over a year

Age isn’t the problem. The oldest guy in my class is like 40.
She’s the problem.

Try convincing someone with a psycho-somatic disease that what they believe to be physical is all in their head when they can feel it, see it, and smell it. It is literally part of the symptomology, they believe it is physical.

Do you know anything about Farrah other than the fact that she is on Teen Mom and does porn? Because if you did you’d know that this doctor business is just the latest in a looong line of delusions. To this day she insists that the first porn she did with James Deen was a “sex tape” with her boyfriend that was…

Dear Farrah,

A friend of mine who’s an actor has worked with him on two different plays here in London, and says he’s just about the loveliest guy you can imagine. Was always the first to take tea orders during rehearsals, and always helped sweep up after. A generous actor. Proper gent. People like working with him.

Did your uncle also pose next to molds of his genitals in a porn shop? ;o) (All joking aside, that is actually super inspirational and awesome that he did that!)

It’s not because she was a teen mom or is in porn. It’s because she is an idiot.

Porn career aside, that girls grasp on the English language is tenuous at best. If you can trust her to construct a proper sentence can you really expect her to reconstruct a face?

fuck, i love Leighton Meester. That girl is actually talented.

Yeah if this osmosis thing worked, I would be a goddamn astronaut right now.

Is that the mold of her vagina stacked on the right? Oy

It is incredible how important doctors our to our society.