I saw interspecies homosexuality with my own eyes when I was 10. My dog decided he was in love with our cat.

I think they’re acting fake, because do you see any gay animals? No.

I disagree with him on many things, but his character when it comes to defending his political opponents is not one of those things.

I think it’s possible, but if he bought it from a dispensary in Colorado, I’m sure the chance of it containing synthetic marijuana is nil.

I wish I could smoke again just to chill the fuck out. I have a toddler and an infant, and feel like I’m going a bit psychotic from the stress. I think for the vast majority of people, pot does the opposite of make them psychotic.

That’s exactly why I prefer to smoke a bowl. You really have no idea how potent an edible is. If you get one that’s the right amount, it’s a great high, but if you eat too much, you’re too high to function and it’s pretty miserable.

Same here. There were a few times I’d eat a brownie and feel nothing for an hour, so I’d eat another one, and then I was on my ass. I felt really uncomfortable from being too high and went to sleep.

“I went to Disney World once. Is it near there?!?!?” :)

Probably the same people who insist they “didn’t come from no monkey” when arguing against evolution.

Lucky. I’m married to a British guy who live in Texas for two years and thought it was great and can’t wait to get back. He was 16-18 at the time he was there. I’m like, of course you had fun there! You were in high school and partying all the time. Don’t base you opinion of Texas on two years of your life when you…

We had a requirement to take both home ec and shop in 8th grade in the mid-90’s. It had only been switched from a girls in home ec and boys in shop requirement about 5 years earlier, though.

My husband’s job is in oil and there’s a very good chance we’ll end up in Texas at some point. I’ve said this will only happen over my dead body and if it does happen, the only way we’ll go is if private international school being paid for is in the contract. I can’t believe the shit they teach in public school in…

This is very true. Think about it - many boyfriends/husbands won’t even notice when their significant other has gotten a new haircut or dyed her hair... something you’d expect someone to notice on a woman you see every single day! Do you really think they’re looking at a woman’s hand? A woman they just met? They were…

You get a star and an internet high-five. Two kids here - toddler and a newborn - and I feel like I need someone to remind me what sex is. I’m too damn tired!

Dammit, Arken. I was literally about to write the exact same response...

Why didn’t Obama invite those poor, confused police officers to the White House????

To be honest, I haven’t been back to Colorado (my home state and the state I vote in from abroad) since legalisation took place. I’m sure there are downsides, as you’ve mentioned, but from what I’ve heard from family and friends there, the benefits far outweigh the negatives. Even my parents, who are conservative and…

Because Kentucky is an example of a state doing the opposite of Colorado and wasting millions of dollars to seek out and punish marijuana growers and users.

Duh...

Emily Blunt basically shat all over Americans and freedom, though. There are lots of things to rage about today. If you think it’s a slow day for rage, you clearly have your priorities out of whack.