Yes, it’s totally horrendous and he doesn’t believe me that he does it. It’s no wonder I’m in no rush to get back to sleeping in our bed, as I’m currently in our guest bed with our newborn. I’m still witness to many farts - many more than my husband - but at least when the newborn farts, it’s adorable.

The man was clearly vaccine injured. Anything bad anyone does when they’ve had vaccines is a vaccine injury. Murderers and rapists are just victims of “big pharma”!

When I was pregnant, I would fart all the time and couldn’t control it at all.They’d just fall out, but weren’t smelly, fortunately. It was a bit embarrassing walking through the grocery store with an endless stream of farts coming out of me, not being able to stop it. I think people are pretty understanding when a 9…

Apparently, once I farted so loudly in my sleep, it woke both me and my husband up. I don’t remember this, but he says I woke up, told him to stop farting, and went back to sleep. He wafts his farts with the sheets in his sleep, so I always have to smell it :(

One audible fart in 7.5 years?!?! But loud farts feel so much more relieving than silent ones!

That’s the entire point of the page.

My pump seems to hide much more than that.

You really can’t see anything when someone is pumping. I think the mere fact that a woman is using her breasts for their intended purpose in some men’s presence makes them uncomfortable.

Then you, lady, don’t have what it takes and will never make it on The Real Housewives!

Oh, what a coincidence! I have a cousin, Bigot Stacey, who I’ve unfollowed, yet still go to her page to gawk at the ridiculous bullshit she spews on a nearly daily basis. She is also a racist, but earned the title of Bigot Stacey after being so adamant that gay marriage was a sin and we were all going to hell for…

From Southern Baptists for Todd Kincannon:

I completely condone trolling when it involves fucking with stupid conservatives, who are too stupid to do a simple Google search before re-posting a meme.

Well, duh! Snopes is a liberally-biased site that can’t be trusted. They’re backed by big pharma and Obama. :)

If she ended up with Dan, I’d be pretty pissed off, but ending up with Nick? Great! Those two can have fun together.

Right? If you think healthcare is a luxury that not everyone should have and the old system was the way to do things, then have fun when your insurance starts denying your cancer-treatment claims for some bullshit reason and you go bankrupt paying your medical bills!

I think an actor playing James Bond needs two qualities to be good in the role - to be sexy and to have a sexy accent. He checks both those requirements and I think he’d be great in the role.

Oh my god... they are both SO DULL! No wonder they’re married now. They’ll make beautiful children, but I was so bored by them both.

I’m not in the US, but this is totally true. My husband’s company recently had massive layoffs due to a downturn in the industry, but he kept his job and was even promoted. His boss cited the fact that he was young (compared to many near-retirement age men who were forced into early retirement) and has two kids to…

Okay, then you can take the same pay cut, considering you could be out of work due to a choice you make. You chose to drive a car and got into an accident that leaves you unable to work. Why aren’t men being given this same pay cut, as they may need to take parental leave and care for their children, while their wife…

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