He’s of cancer-getting age, so I hope no one takes up the slack for him if he’s to fall ill and has to be out for chemo or doctor appointments.

So, in your opinion, a woman shouldn’t get any maternity leave? She shouldn’t get any breaks to pump milk? She should, essentially, be given absolutely no accommodation by her employer when she has children? People should only have children when they’re in a financial situation in which they can live on a single…

I would have walked around the office with a double pump hooked up to my breasts... “Oh, this makes you uncomfortable???”

Oh, boo fucking hoo. Someone is taking maternity leave on “your dime”? Some terrible shit is happening on “your dime”, and you’re concerned with a baby getting to spend the first months of its life bonding with its mother or father? Fuck the fucking fuck off.

Yes, but what you’ve said it common sense, and that is lacking among most of the American populace.

That’s a Vince Vaughn film.

That’s the problem in the UK - it’s not anonymous and donors aren’t paid. In the US, you have thousands of donors to choose from, while in the UK, you have ten.

Oh, they’re totally engaged. It’s so obvious. Someone always has to get engaged on these shows. Jade was doing a live web chat or something for ABC recently and accidentally logged in with her location. She was in KC, which is where Tanner lives. Someone brought it to her attention and she quickly logged out and…

The “resort” they stay at is supposed to be a shithole. It’s open air, so no air conditioning, and several people were hospitalised for heat exhaustion. It’s also summer in Mexico (I think it was filmed in June/July), so it’s extra hot and not the time for not having A/C. They do get free food and booze, though. I’m…

I thought that Sam might give the rose to Dan and run off with Joe, but of course she didn’t. Sam is so bad that she made me feel bad for douchebag Joe. Also, when he said he deserves better, he was right - and the guy is a complete scumbag! She only wanted Joe gone to try to make her look like she was totally…

Oh geeze...

She reminds me of a really immature version of my 7th grade self, when it comes to relationships. He said he’s not that into you, but you wrote him a 5-page letter and still think you have a chance? COME ON! She makes me cringe every time she talks.

I live in Malaysia, where people are absolutely addicted to anything sweet. I’ve gone to the bakery and bought garlic rolls, only to come home and discover they’ve been sprinkled with sugar (yuck!). People are obsessed with giving their kids something called Milo, which is a chocolate milk drink. They call it…

My mom and I have a thing where we call any dessert made with fruit healthy, just to make ourselves feel better about eating it. “Apple crumble? Oh, it’s healthy because it’s made with apples, and those are good for you!” If people overheard us, they’d think we were idiots.

My aunt thinks anything with the word “salad” in it is healthy. No wonder she, her husband, and 3/4 of her kids are morbidly obese. I swear, she thinks cheese salad (cheese with mayonnaise - it comes in a bucket from Walmart and, yes, it is as disgusting as it sounds) is healthy. She’s actually used the sentence “Look…

That’s happened to me before. “Why does my drink taste better than usual? Oh, real milk with actual fat!” I always let it go, because how can I complain when it tastes so much better?

Oh, totally. If someone is being a total cunt, please give them fattier milk, because they deserve it.

I worked at Starbucks briefly and totally gave assholes decaf when they really deserved it, but only when they were being extra asshole-ish.

That’s gorgeous! :)

I ordered some stuff from them years ago (must have been at least 8 years ago) and they sent me the wrong necklace. They gave me a discount code for my next order, sent me the correct necklace and told me to keep the wrong one. They really are fantastic when it comes to customer service.