Oh, fuck her! I was expecting one of those awful mom blogs with mom outfits that make me want to puke... Nope... bitch has good taste (a bit feminine for my liking, but still nice), based on the striped dress with red Celine bag, and I hate her. “I’m going to take a hike with my perfect little family and this…

I have those lovely photos of me looking my worst, yet my happiest :) Love them!

They did for my second child in Asia, but my first, they just wiped her quickly and handed her off, goo all over the place, because they wanted skin-to-skin the second she came out. I was a gooey mess, but a very happy gooey mess. I enjoyed that so much, I yelled at a nurse who refused to do that with my second. She…

I can’t believe there are women who actually care that they poop during birth.

As someone who was terrified of Santa’s elves stalking her when she was a child, I totally get it. I was too scared to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom close to Christmas, because there were little elves in my house watching my every move. And don’t even get me started on Christmas Eve, with Santa…

Oh god, I hate people. I’m sure they were the most perfectly behaved children, as were their children, and never cried (or even spoke!) in public. I’d have given them the finger. I have no patience for bitches like that.

I should start trolling mommy sites - the ones that judge car seat offenders - by posting photos of unsafe things I see here.

Yes, this!

My husband is Scottish and had never heard of chicken & waffles. He thought it was a horrible combination that could never work, and I must have been stupid for ever thinking it sounded good (this from a man whose country is famous for the deep fried Mars bar). I finally got him to try it at a gastropub that had stout…

That’s surprising! I’m in Malaysia and even we have a Wafflemeister in nearly every single mall.

I’m American and had no clue Au Bon Pain existed until recently, when I went to one in Phuket. It must be an East Coast thing?

For fuck’s sake... It’s almost dinner time here and I’m seriously considering making French toast now, instead of the healthy, balanced meal I had planned. My baby weight is giving you the finger right now :)

I would agree with you, but I have two kids and I actually left my groceries in the store last week, because the kids had been so exhausting that day. I paid, walked out, leaving everything right there. I realised it about 20 minutes later and the cashier had seen how stressed I was, assumed I’d be back, so she set…

I always say that I’d love to have these sanctimommies see the non-existent carseat practices where I live. People have their babies and toddler riding in the front seat, in their laps, jumping around in the backseat, sometimes sitting on the driver’s lap. They even take babies on motorbikes. I know it’s terribly…

Mine is almost 2 and is down to a paci at nap and bed time only. I have a newborn, too, so I’m not dealing with the shitstorm that will happen when it’s ditched for good. I’m tired enough!

How stupid. It’s something you wear on your finger. Buy a house or put your money in savings. I’m sure that rock on her finger is going to keep her happy when they don’t have a down payment for a house.

I don’t even wear my “reasonably priced” (let’s be honest - they’re all overpriced rocks) engagement ring out of the house, because it makes me uncomfortable and I’m afraid of being mugged (I’m in a safe-ish part of Asia). I feel like a $400,000 ring needs a team of bodyguards accompanying it. I’d never do it. I feel…

Apparently, you can be excused for that reason.

While it may be a different country, both countries need to have harsher penalties for those involved in child abuse, molestation and pornography. Far too often, in both the US and UK (and elsewhere in the world), they’re given lenient sentences and let back into society - not even close to being rehabilitated - to…

Can you be excused from jury duty if you’re absolutely disgusted by the crime and, therefore, couldn’t be impartial? I don’t think I could handle sitting there and listening to details about child abuse. I’d be unable to mentally handle it.