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Naw man, if the charge where he was driving his 5 year old to school didn’t change his behavior and he has been using this whole time, you can bet he has continually been placing the safety of his loved ones and children at risk. That shit isn’t cute, even for internet points.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

LOL who gives a fuck

Starred for obscure Simpsons reference.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

what was the pitch for Oddibe McDowell’s water bill

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Everyone cosplay as your favorite Deadcast character. I’m probably going old school and dressing as “that weird pause before Marchman speaks”.

Dude was born two weeks after Latrell Sprewell choked PJ.

I love fun baseball. If any other pitcher in the league ushered a hitter back to the dugout after a strikeout, ESPN would have to start another network for pea-brain talk radio rejects to inventory the sins.

A good way to disprove his collusion allegation is to go out of your way to remove him from an officially licensed product.

I, too, would like to stop writing about SB Nation

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

I got $2/hr, which is around $3.50/hr today, and it was about six hours in all.

Maybe a nice alphabetical thing with

A Police Lineup