Actually Bird was a good coach and Riley a very good player.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

Liar

I’ll pledge a dollar if Loretta walks into oncoming traffic on Michigan Ave.

There’s nothing in the article specifying which tournament they are referring to or suggesting they are limiting it to just the men.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

What the fuck am I supposed to do with my general allocation money jersey now?

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

I hope you die in two of every fire.

No offence, but when you enter into an affair with a married man...are you not aware that he is “manipulative, a liar, a cheater, and deceptive”?

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

What?

Excuse me, you have a typo in your article.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

I haven’t seen a swing that good since he bashed in that Vietnamese immigrant’s head!

“by the way im not white”

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

Having Derrick Rose mentor him has certainly paid off.