“Help me!”

How does everyone forget Sue Bird? Because she played Women’s College Basketball.

Actually...it’s not. You look at Westbrook’s stat line after the ejection. You notice, holy shit! NO assists and over 5 TOs, that’s crazy! I wonder if this has happened before.

You don’t remember that line from Road House? I....don’t really believe you’ve ever seen the movie.

Bless your heart.

An old acquaintence of mine’s mom went to high school with Berman. According to her, Berman took his cousin to Senior Prom because he couldn’t find a date.

Baseball Hall of Fame takes are the best horrible sportswriting. They somehow manage to hit on every single aspect of shitty takes at once - complaining about analytics, completely rosy view of the past, off-base discussions of morality, the writer patting himself on the back, some “get off my damn lawn” talk. Oh,…

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

He’s just joining the rest of this year’s Chargers in giving up their seed.

What choice did the refs have? On the way up, Allen called privilege.

You sound like a real fucking dickhead.

Speaking as a resident of Sacramento... thank you, Deadspin, for helping rid us of this disgraceful piece of shit!

14 hours from NYC

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Sheesh, did a homeless man shit in your cereal this morning?

At least he will have a new pop culture reference to describe a terrible team.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.