He’s such a good kid...so I sent him to Detroit

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

Very clever how you plagiarized the joke in the first sentence of the article for your comment...

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

That’s true of most girls from Utah.

We get it already, christ

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Shouldn’t there be some sort of exception if you have to live and play in Milwaukee?

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Would you like fries with that?

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

“Street fighter V gets one for free”

#makebrownsgreataga...nevermind

How did Saban do in the NFL when he actually had to play on an even playing field?

asking out of greys is so n00b and not the best essay conclusion