Saul Katz, is that you?

wow I bet the panda express is incredible there.

Your brain lack editorial integrity

This is good kinja.

That's the joke. Sixers almost winning is pretty much a win.

Could’ve been worse; I was expecting Salomon to offer to split that babe down the middle.

“Dammit!! I said double D list!”

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

I told Emmanuel just to kind of be alert in case I fall down, get back up, to be uncovered.

“I caught the ball and put in hoop. You are woman now.”

Sometimes the effort is not worth the payout.

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

2teroid

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Shut the fuck up, you absolute moron.