They should rebrand as Selfie magazine. That's a joke, who knows what they do. I only see magazines like this in dentists' offices (ouch!) or airports. So maybe they should focus on big, healthy smiles.

JLo sacrificed Iggy Azalea?

If you know a reporter is bearing down on a story, you can if you are unethical float them a false source who feeds information that seems legit at the time but can be exposed later as inaccurate, thus undermining their whole piece. I think it's called poisoning the well.

I know! He's handsome and looks like a Keeshound but people only care about his genitalia and make him into coats. Sadness.

Bill Frezza liked hanging around college age men half his age. Bill Frezza didn't like females, drunk or otherwise, hanging around his collage age men. "Ticking time bombs" they were. Likely to go dancing through windows.

Did your captors treat you kindly otherwise?

The United States itself was created by gun-toting revolutionaries who waged nine years of guerrilla and conventional war against an overseas Imperialist power and prevailed.

Totally understandable.

This Jezebel story is not giving the whole picture.

Maybe the network invented families of TV watching bots to trick the Nielsen ratings boxes. You could theoretically buy a bunch of foreclosed homes in Stockton and put a TV set in each one of them to create viewers. Let some feral cats live in the house to create a simulacra of activity.

You made a category called BUZZBALLZ knowing full well there will never be another post in that category ever again.

Yeah... Dude would like some girl-on-girl discipline play right there in the Miss America pageant, the world's largest provider of scholarships to women. Potential scholarships.

That's exactly right. I don't know how a big, glowing preview like this can even get through editorial when the basic business proposition is questionable. I also doubt the legality of this in the US and many other jurisdictions; current online videogame betting services skirt the law by having a third party service…

Because the series has gone straight downhill since The Sims 2.

Good on you, but don't expect a medal. It's not always enough for the burlgar to stop stealing, he has to start giving back what he stole.

It's fair and balanced and an exciting scoop!

It's a sweet story although I would not a pity crown either but who knows, maybe they were all up there flipping the bird to everyone like Charlie's Angels. Then the principal panicked and called in a SWAT team and everyone died because insane militarized police, The End.

Leave her alone! She was just trying to get to the Colorado NRA convention.

I'm standing in front of a cave, stolen .22 in my hand. I hold my fire because bullets are scarce in the Wasteland, there's nothing to shoot at, not now.