Exactly! I have struggled my whole life with maintaining my level of cleanliness while also requiring so many tissues. Plus if they get on the floor my dog eats them and that's just like... some next level shit.
Don't forget his nutcase father.
Otherwise, as Clean as I am, some tissues will end up under the bed or on the floor or won't get thrown away before I leave for work. I hate these winter months but Spring in Atlanta will take me for everything I'm worth.
I have started holding onto the empty tissue boxes and leaving them next to the new tissue box (just hang with me for a second) so that when a tissue is done-zo I can just put it in the old box. I know that sounds gross and also very simple but this has changed my fucking life.
You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).
If the CIA thinks he has the flu, the one thing we can rule out is the flu.
That sure is a funny way to spell "crippled with debt and living on the streets while waiting in line at the VA office"
What really upsets me is that for many of these men and women, going into the military is the only real way to improve their lives, obtain an education, and try to move into the middle class.
It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.
Rick Santorum is DEFINITELY a daddy's boy.
This is why I won't be having a wedding. I chose grad school instead. It has a better ROI.
I completely agree.
old people who think food is love.
It's not basically abuse, it is abuse. That owner is a dick.
"he reached roughly the weight of 4 or 5 dachshunds"
What kind of fucking idiot asshole feeds their dog a diet of white castle burgers and pizza? I didn't click any of the links or watch the video so maybe that's a joke. If it's not a joke and the previous owner actually did that they should never have pets (or children) again. I hate to be That Commenter, but that's…
Ok, but why is that news clip animated with clips from The Sims?
She certainly didn't win (because she got the answer wrong)