OMG THIS IS THE ANGLE WE NEED TO USE TO TAKE HIM OUT. He’s basically Michelle Obama and her socialist nazi health views.

Oh god. So true.

As someone who works in the religious world, let me say: Good luck with that! People are going to get wicked offended if you don’t eat their food. It’s like you’re saying you’re too good for them. Food is love, man. That’s why I’m 20 pounds overweight.

Maybe after he fails to win the presidency, he’ll pull a Bob Dole. But for diet pills?

Next up, his pantsuits!

more importantly, can we talk about how paleo is the dumbest

Good. Instead of talking about qualifications, we’re talking about his body and eating habits.

Oberyn Martell was in Buffy as a college student that turns into a college VAMPIRE OOOH.

Simpsons did it first

White people have a good name?

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

Kraft Dinner gives you 200% of your daily intake of folic acid, which I used an excuse to eat it three times a week when I was pregnant. Plus, it’s the National Meal of Canada, it was my duty to eat it.

I tried one of those. HATED.

It’s Babe the Pig, I was just making a joke about your comment about not trusting anyone who is a self-proclaimed “babe”. Oh dang, I guess Babe didn’t name himself. I can’t do anything right today.

How dare you.

I used to love it, but it’s SO. SALTY. I took a hiatus from box stuff for a couple years and recently bought a box (because nostalgia deliciousness) and it was gross.

Part of what I’m (kind of) working on in my grad program is related to this. A lot of people will probably note that Photoshop does this every day, and it’s a relatively early example of technologies of image reproduction being used to manipulate a woman’s body. but what’s most interesting to me here is that this was…

I like Norman Rockwell.

How sad. RIP, Rosie.