Found this and will try this tonight. What may be better than to brush my teeth with that stuff.

The makeup artist just didn't contour Uma's face in a way we're used to seeing, and used minimal eye makeup. But of course, being a woman, Uma's face is always up for judgement. There's nothing wrong in saying, "Uma, your makeup is terrible," (as it is simply an opinion) but saying that her face is jacked is messed…

OR THE PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH VANILLA ORANGE GLAZE I JUST MADE YESTERDAY.

This is a classic example of hearing "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ILL? YOU LOOK AWFUL" all day when you forget to put on eyeliner.

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

Someone else in these comments is talking about mac and cheese pizza with fries and I think I have to go hide under my desk now.

wait, red velvet oreos??? How did I not know about this?

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

Seconded. I drink 8oz a day, because protein powder tastes 1000x better mixed with skim milk than with water (cue all the jokes about how skim milk is basically water here) and I experience zero problems and received 2 free airline tickets from my work last year for not taking a single sick day. MILK.

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE? I need them in my life. BTW I'm pregnant.

Correct. Adults should be drinking hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. With marshmallows.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.

But what are you going to have cookies without milk? Or delicious cake? Or how are you going to have a macchiato? Or hot chocolate?

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Trout I love you but what in the everloving fuck is wrong with you.

but what about chaps?

There's sooooooo much of this that is an utter abomination, however, THANK YOU for calling out pineapple as being fucking disgusting on pizza. Pineapple gets too much hype as a fruit in general, much less adding it to bread and tomato sauce and cheese and acting like that's acceptable.