Today, you have won the internet.

You forgot to mention that he is the Antichrist, as evidenced by his ability to control rainbows (the evil symbol of THE GAY AGENDA).

He’s too pure. At least I like to think so.

ALSO I DID NOT EXCLUSIVELY BREASTFEED AND HE HAD NOTHING BUT FORMULA AFTER 3 MONTHS....GASP!!!!!!!!!!

BARF.

Do you want to hear something totally despicable?!

Thanks for posting this. I have been known to call him “Uncle Joe” and enjoy his veepy hijinks, but after your post I read up on the Anita Hill case and have learned better. As much as I wanted to think of Biden as a Rodney Dangerfield-esque irrelevant character, I’m not totally surprised.

I do budget heavily.

Although things like higher prices for healthcare fill me with righteous feminist rage I have things to say about razors and haircuts.

Being pregnant and bringing life into the world actually made me more pro-choice than I was before. I think the “pro-life” movement should be renamed the “anti-compassion” movement, because I don’t understand how anyone who has been through a pregnancy could not feel compassion for a woman who is having a tough time…

I work in an office full of mansplainers with a female boss who encourages the mansplaining. This is my face 40 hours per week. Sigh.

Today, you have won the internet.

Frankfort is the fucking worst.

Uncle Joe doesn’t count.

MAYBE THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE, ANYONE ELSE.

This fucking guy.

It was on Gilmore Girls! Luke informed Lorelai that she had been unnecessarily tipping him for years and years because he was the owner of the establishment. I don't know if that translates to real life though. Most of the Gilmore Girls, sadly, exists in a fantasy land removed from all reality.

I actually tip more than 20% for the lady who cuts my 2 year old's hair, because he's 2 years old and more of a pain in the ass than most clients I assume that most clients don't feel the need to spray the person cutting hair with the spray bottle, hold their own comb, scream when they see the scissors, and demand…

Yeah they were really fucking terrible.

There was never any such thing as objective journalism to begin with.