BARF. IT'S NEVER LARRY SEASON.

MEMES ARE AMAZING ERIN GLORIA RYAN. TWITTER IS BORING. CATS ARE INFINITELY HILARIOUS.

I'll be 32 in a few months. One of my coworkers says on a weekly basis that I am old. Another coworker complains about being 40. I got my haircut and my stylist found a gray hair.

"I have a problem with representing the world as it truly is, rather than how I see it in my limited interactions with people who look like me and are just like me." - idiot woman.

BECAUSE ENTITLEMENTS. JFSDKALHGASD;GHAS

In the south, yes, and generally speaking I associate hoop skirts with 1800s white elites.

In what universe are Greek societies the U.S.'s number one scapegoat? They are the U.S.'s number one recipient of entitlements.

Matilda. I must have read it 200x times. I'd love to name a daughter that, but the hubs isn't keen on it.

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

Butternut Summer Squash would have been better, get off my lawn.

I love Lesley Knope so much.

Today's choices were easy except LIBRARIES V. CEMETERIES.

I knew a lot of guys who did not want kids, but eventually I found a solid guy who wanted kids. The problem now is that after we've had one kid*, I'm not 100% sold on having another, but he wants at least one, if not two, more!

I HAD THE SAME QUESTION. I voted for it by default.

Thanks for making me feel fucking old and out of it. I don't know what some of these things are. WTF is Eggplant Friday? I don't know, but I voted for it because half a decade ago when i attempted to internet date, Ok Cupid was an unmitigated shitshow.

Holy fuck balls they are mutliplying. Now (at 2:15pm) it says that there are 467 people who chose this over binge-watching.

Barf.

I am horrified that as of 11:44am EST 28 people voted for "Guys Who Take Their Dicks Out On The Subway" over "Binge Watching."

"By science I mean carefully selected, and properly funded by oil companies, heavily biased scientific articles that fit my corporate sponsors' bottom line."

Whoever does his makeup needs to be fired, it always looks like he is wearing a mask and eyeliner.