THE BEST LOOKS ARE RASHIDA AND ANNE ANKA. ALSO, I LOVE ALL THE PANTS.

Holy shit that is really Monica Lewinsky?!?!?! She looks amazing!!!! I would have never guessed.

You know what? This year, the Academy turned its nose up at movies that people actually went out and saw, and awarded itself for making a movie about itself. I'm sure the late and wonderful Elaine Stritch and Joan Rivers would have gladly pointed out the navel-gazing bullshit of the academy and told it to go fuck…

Awesome, he can go fuck a pie!

Best dressed.

HOLY FUCK BALLS I WISH I COULD PULL THIS OFF, BUT SADLY I WOULD LOOK LIKE A SHRUNKEN, PASTY ELF.

Swifty is clearly a spy working for the government and eliminating undesirable such as the former French minister of finance!

I don't, but it's more because I'm an out-of-touch-fuddy-duddy than because of anything else.

You know what? I fucking love covers like this. Good for you Malkmus!

You may find this piece on a society in which children have many fathers interesting.

I do live in Georgia, but not in Loganville (thank fucking God). Someone posted a video about this on their facebook page and I, having a similar LOLZWTF NO WAY that you did, did a little more digging. He exists. And he wants Georgia to take the lead on banning glow in the dark humans. And he will spend tax payer…

I always knew that the general idea about gendered sexual behavior was a load of misogynist, woman-controlling crap (even before I became an anthropologist).

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

Snellville! Where everybody's somebody! When I was pregnant I nearly got beat up in the Mellow Mushroom parking lot by a woman angered that after she cut me off I gave her a thumbs up and said "you're a peach!"

Yep, Loganville is the eastern edge of suburban encroachment, I have friends who live there.

Except he thinks that someday glow in the dark humans, with their jellyfish DNA, will be a threat and something we don't want in Georgia. I find it hard to believe, with our growing convention culture, that he truly represents what the good people of Georgia really want. I mean, if someone wants to glow in the dark,…

This is an important distinction. In my excitement/rage I misreported the facts.

NO ONE RESPONDED TO MY TIP ABOUT A GEORGIA STATE REPRESENTATIVE WHO WANTS GEORGIA TO TAKE THE LEAD ON MIXING HUMAN EMBRYOS WITH JELLYFISH DNA IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE CREATION OF DARK, GLOW IN THE DARK HUMANS. Caps necessary.

I am far more radical and angry about things after baby than I was before baby.

My feelings on abortion drastically changed when I got pregnant.