Tee-hee! She's going to "drop it out and keep working!" Stars! They are just like us!

Exactly, at the time I felt like I was jumping off a cliff, but I figured I have no kids, no career yet, why the fuck not? And it worked out.

I met my husband, and within a month he asked me to move in with him. So I did, and it involved a move for me across the country. We got married four years later and have been married nearly five years now.

Worse: "Internet Commenter."

Next on the BBC: Treats and climate change, will you continue to roll over?

I understand Ruth, I get sleepy when I drink wine too.

Papa John's is not pizza. That are the tears of Ayn Rand dropped like runny nose snot drops out onto 30 year old newspapers.

Yeah, exactly! A study came out and said that there is no such thing as "gluten sensitivity." You either have Celiac Disease (or is it disorder?) or you don'!

YOU ARE A GENIUS.

You are a job creator!!!

ALSO: NUTELLA. WITHOUT MILK THERE WOULD BE NO NUTELLA, AND THAT IS NOT A WORLD WORTH LIVING IN.

Ok, I know I just posted about how cow's milk is awesome, BUT, almond milk is really wonderful in baking (t00).

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

I agree entirely. The canned bullshit is unacceptable and a rip-off.

EXACTLY THIS.

I drink 8-16 ounces of SKIM COW'S MILK everyday, I bake with it, and my poops are FLAWLESS and REGULAR. I also maintain a healthy weight and rarely get sick. I am nearly 32 years in age and have zero health problems.

I was so filled with rage at the inclusion of chicken as a pizza ingredient I did not. Now that I have, I wholeheartedly disagree. Pizza is fucking pizza, and there are laws that should not be violated, including, but not limited to, particular types of meat not being on it. ESPECIALLY FUCKING CHICKEN. Also, a…

People also put macaroni and fucking cheese on a fucking pizza. It's horrifying.

YES. That's not a fucking pizza that's a casserole, gtfo.

THIS LIST IS SO WRONG.