I AGREE WITH KANYE. AWARD SHOWS ARE BORING AND A JOKE.

I can't speak for everyone, but when I was pregnant and a poor graduate student and I heard of doulas I figured that sounded too fancy and did not look into it. I wasn't really sure what the difference between a doula and a midwife was, and figured since I can't afford a midwife I probably couldn't afford a doula and…

Oh fuck no.

Does this come in 2 or 3T? I must put my kid in it next time I see my father, and also my mother-in-law.

THIS EXACTLY.

Dancing is key. Especially to Le Tigre.

This is my strategy with my own son. When I learned that the parasite within my womb was going to be born male, I figured I could train him to be an interloper. We bought him a kitchen set for his second Christmas.

Zach Braff is and always has been a douchebag. Related: Garden State was terrible.

Normally I turn my nose up at animal print, but this literal catsuit is badass.

Don't do anything that you might expect other people to care about (like get married) on a fucking holiday. It's selfish and tacky, pick a different day that Hallmark and Hollywood haven't already co-opted.

Your anecdote is very sad, and I am sorry that a friend of a friend of yours has such a difficult time. What is said out of frustration in emotional situations, like talking about one's own demise, should not be the basis for facts. Your argument, appears to be, that a child dying of measles is preferable to raising…

Autism is not contagious or deadly. Measles is contagious and deadly. These are facts that do not say "autism ain't that bad."

To be fair, the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that you limit your child's juice intake. Granted, that is a statement from a coalition of actual doctors and not somebody's "feelings."

I think the point is not "autism ain't that bad" it's more than autism doesn't kill your child. Measles, polio, and other preventable diseases can kill your child. Also, your child could spread the disease to other people and the disease could in turn kill them. Autism, not to downplay the difficulties and…

Exactly this. In essence, what you are saying when you make the decision not to vaccine based off of an unfounded fear that the vaccine will render your child autistic is that you would prefer your child dead than to have autism, a disease that although may present particular difficulties and challenges, will not…

Democracy is a sham.

We are approaching a nightmare that they will call BUSH V. CLINTON 2016. My best advice, is to do what I did years ago, and relinquish your television. It's going to be bad.

She's got all the grace and style of Jackie O. with the right amount of social consciousness of Eleanor Roosevelt. One of the best first ladies ever.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not going to stand up and applaud a woman for not asking for help with the marathon that is the first three months of motherhood. I'm not going to shame her either, but for a lot of moms not asking for help or finding childcare even during the very very beginning is impossible. She's extremely…

She's not an outlier. We are a large, albeit usually silent minority, of Christians who are tolerant of others, accept multiple viewpoints, don't think that getting into Heaven is the end-all-be-all point of life, follow the whole "don't judge others" stuff, accept science, and don't advertise. Most of my good…