This meme wins the internet for the entire weekend.

And retire the duck's ass hairstyle. FOREVER.

And have it verified by a notary. All sexual encounters should be first verified by notaries.

If you have to capitalize the word "Americans" in your disclaimer that should be a red flag that you should just stop what you're doing because it's offensive. Or just remove the disclaimer and be offensive.

I think the solution is simple, treat others as you want to be treated, but don't expect anyone to congratulate you for it. If you can participate in activism, do so because it's something you believe in not for the social rewards or prestige you think you might gain from it.

Perhaps. I was more referring to the vacant glint in her eye matched with the costume of a fictional man who has a flying sleigh. I did not watch the interview either, I just remember never encountering a person of color who participated in Santacon from my days in NYC.

Agreed. She is an embarrassment to the United States as an entity.

You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

I am embarrassed to be a white person.

I remember it well from when I lived in NYC. So...much...vomit...

goldilocks and goldifrocks.

My dad is 5'4" and doesn't believe in beards.

Nope, nothing like my dad.

I am a lady and I challenge anyone to out-binge watch me.

There are plenty of men who get overly offended when not greeted in the morning. There are plenty of men who are annoying, slightly codependent oversharers. It's not gender specific.

I had one installed removed and went on the pill all in the same year and it didn't cost me a dime!

I had horrible awful problems with my Skyla, including the fact that it stabbed my husband. After the doctor who installed it refused to take it out and told me to "give it at least six months" even though I had it already for four months of the same fucking symptoms (of course there was also the constant cramps,…

My daycare has social events for families and you would think that it was a middle school dance for socially awkward nerds. The kids sometimes romp around together but normally the parents stand isolated by themselves and making small talk is really, really hard.

I have a recycling bin in my apartment. It is blue with a bright white international symbol for recycling on its side. It has a blue bag and is usually full of recyclables. We had some high school friends of my husband's over for dinner who have a kid less than a year older than our kid. I get that people aren't…

I like the Pixies too, and cry-it-out has always been just too fucking difficult for me. I have tried, in vain, because of my own wishy-washiness and can't bring myself to do it. I don't judge moms who do, I just figure they aren't wusses like me.